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Tom Cruise leaving his New York apartment (12/8)

In what surely must be a true story and not an attempt to generate buzz for his new film Valkyrie, Tom Cruise is supposedly "living in fear" after receiving death threats. *rolls eyes* From the Daily Mail:

Sources close to the star, a leading Scientologist, say the threats are believed to have come from groups opposed to the religious organisation. The Mail on Sunday can reveal that security has been stepped up around Cruise, 46, Holmes, 30, and their two-year-old daughter Suri. The couple now live at separate locations and move around in bomb-proof vehicles. Other protesters have been angered by Cruise's portrayal of Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg - who was at the centre of the 1944 plot by Nazi officers to assassinate Adolf Hitler - in the film Valkyrie. Last week Cruise attended the Los Angeles premiere of the movie, which was targeted by protesters from the anti-Scientology group Anonymous. He has been forced to increase security around his family since then.

"The threats are perceived to be so great that the FBI has been alerted," said a source. "Tom is terrified. He doesn't feel safe anywhere."

Cruise has spent £5million on an underground bunker in the grounds of his estate in Colorado. In August, threats were made to place anthrax in the air vents of his Los Angeles office. (Source)

The transparency with which this column schemes to drum up attention for Tom's film is so shockingly brazen, it makes his sham religion look almost palatable by comparison. If Tom really wants to promote his film, he should just do what everyone else in Hollywood does to get press: Get married Have a kid Act stupid on national T.V. . . . Nevermind. Apparently he's tried every publicity gimmick in the book except the one we'd all like him to.*

*See: Hoffa, Jimmy

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Denis Leary is alarming

In an effort to promote his new book where he claims autistic kids are really just stupid and lazy, Denis Leary sat down for the folks at Funny or Die and agreed to talk about every movie he's ever made. Denis dishes out some great anecdotes about Wesley Snipes, Sylvester Stallone and Emilio Estevez who are, last time I checked, the most relevant and poignant superstars of today. More importantly, I laughed and sometimes I like to make a post that's just for me. (Not counting all the ones about bikinis and Hugh Jackman women.)

Plaxico Burress continues to win at activity

New York Giants Super Bowl star Plaxico Burress is having an awesome season. The controversial receiver accidentally shot himself in the leg early Saturday morning after a concealed gun slipped out of his waistband at a Manhattan club, according to NY Daily News:

Burress, 31, who was sporting flashy jewelry and carrying loads of cash, told club management he needed the gun to protect himself, sources said.
The mercurial Giant was waved inside the crowded Latin-themed club on Lexington Ave. about midnight. He downed several drinks, making already jittery security guards more nervous about his weapon.
As Burress was being led into a VIP area, with a drink in his hand, the gun slipped down his pants leg. He reached for the weapon, but fumbled it and it went off, sources said. The bullet tore through Burress' already injured right thigh, police said.
"[The bullet] went in and out. No bones," Chief Michael Collins, a police spokesman, said.

Of course, discharging a loaded handgun in a club might, I dunno, get you fucking arrested. So with some quick thinking, Plaxico employed the help of Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce who stashed the gun in Jersey. Just like that episode of The Sopranos where Tony gets the paper in his boxers:

Panicking, Burress told his teammate not to call 911 for an ambulance, sources said.
Pierce helped the bloodied receiver out of the club before taking off with the gun and stashing it somewhere in New Jersey, sources said.
Burress was afraid to go to the hospital, but two hours after the shooting, at 2 a.m., his wife, Tiffany, and a friend escorted him to New York-Presbyterian Hospital Weill Cornell. He was treated and released at about 12:45 p.m., sources said.
But a hospital spokeswoman denied that Burress was ever there.
Cops only learned about the incident after Giants employees quietly reached out to the NYPD to report it, sources said.

Damn! Ratted out by your own team? That's gotta sting. Probably not as much a bullet to your already-injured leg, but Jesus. Anyway, let this be a lesson to the kids out there: Always use a holster. And that's one to grow on!

Photo: ESPN

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