Christina Aguilera is Skanky Pregnant!

 
OK, I had thought about making this statement before, but it wasn’t quite time. Now, that time has come. Christina Aguilera does not look right — she’s just plain nasty and 100% skank-ti-fied! This really says it best and I second the nomination:
Ego: “Okay, Christina Aguilera really needs to put her breasts away. Things are [...]