Johnny Depp Is Trojan Man

I’ve always wondered who the real Trojan Man was, and now I finally know.  It’s none other than Johnny Depp!  Johnny is reportedly getting offered $10 million to become the new face of Trojan condoms.  Shit, for $10 million I’ll wear a life-sized rubber and dance around to promote safe sex!  The Daily Star reports:
“Depp, 44, [...]